the benefits of unemployment

At my ex-employer's cafeteria there were many basic options for cookie consumers; chocolate chip, peanut butter, white chocolate macadamia, chocolate chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and sugar.

It is a perfectly acceptable list aside from the fact that they did not have M&M cookies. And M&M cookies are really excellent.


Luckily, now I am not limited by an employer's work hours and cookie choices and I can venture to acquire any cookie in the city whenever I choose.

Me and my unemployment cookie took in the end of another deskless day.